Admittedly, I do not want massive scars. Or to wake up screaming at night. But god, how cool would it be to have a big ass shark bite mark? There would always be that fun “The time I almost got eaten by a damned big animal but I fended it off, lived to tell the tale, and will continue to radiate awesomeness for the rest of my life” dinner conversation.
HERO
Also, I think scars are sexy. I think I’d have less tattoos if I had more scars.
Big Jay McNeely
Take note: This is how one gets down.
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For those of you playing along at home, yesterday at around 6 pm I received a hilarious wrong number voicemail from a girl heading to her ex’s place to pick up her stuff.
I tried to call her back but the phone just rang and never went to voicemail. Likewise a text I sent went unresponded to. So she calls around 11 am this morning and I miss the call because I’m hardcore nocturnal and went to bed at 9 and slept like a baby until 4 this afternoon.
Now, thanks to the power of Google Voice, I present to you:
The Greatest Voicemail Ever Pt. 2
True story: A girl once called me “Darth Vader”
I guess because I’m a Sith Lord with a heart of gold.
Or because I Force choked her…
Steve McQueen– ironically displaying his signature, perfect balance of allegiance and rebellion.
“I live for myself and I answer to nobody.”
–Steve McQueen
I really like this song a lot. They remind me a lot of the Knife.
Fok, Die Antwoord is like, the coolest band i have heard in my whole life.
If these guys weren’t from South Africa, I would’ve sworn that we grew up together.
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The Greatest Voicemail Ever
“I’m the Baby (Jay)! Gotta love me!”
