So Jenn found me a bear you guys.
But I signed off and missed it. Now this screen shot is my most favorite thing ever.
I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.
— Full Metal Jacket, you will always make me laugh. Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann was so good he could never play anything but that character again. (via motionsensorsoundtrack)
Cliff Notes for Manhood
Did you know there are entire sites devoted to teaching men how to be… men? Are we that much of a bastard society?
Being a man is as simple as this:
1) Figure out your principles, you know, these are the things you stand for, and then
2) Do your damnedest to live up to them everyday.
Now, time for a couple footnotes:
1) Everybody’s principles are different. One of my top principles happens to be honesty. Turns out, some of my very best friends in the World are lying, dirty scoundrels. Luckily for them “don’t be a judgmental prick” is also on my list.
2) Some day’s you’ll fuck up. You’ll walk by that person you should’ve helped or you’ll punch someone who didn’t deserve it. Don’t dwell on it, take note and do better tomorrow.
Turns out the “cliff notes for manhood” are actually the exact same as the “cliff notes for being a decent human being.” Just do your best to live up to your Goddamned ideals people. This human being shit isn’t actually all that complicated.
GPOYW - Oh hey, look at this handsome bastard. Featuring the handiwork of the lovely Jess who’s work you can purchase here. Seriously y’all, chicks compliment me on this hat like 24/7.
Hell yes! Love the beard, and…is that a chest tattoo?!?
Yes it is! It’s a bull skull in a bed of roses, about 9 hours along now. Thanks for noticing!
Ok, so I already posted this on my tattoo/piercing tumblr (which you should totes follow if you’re into that sort of thing) but this is too God damn cute not to cross blog. This picture needs to become my life.
Mar 2, 2010
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*vomit noise*
Stewie: Good Lord, Brian, what was that?
Brian: Oh, that was just Jillian. She's got this eating disorder, she's bulimic.
Stewie: Woah, really?
Brian: Yeah, her hair's falling out, and yesterday she just lost a tooth.
Stewie: Really?
Brian: Yeah, but that purging just makes her look fabulous. I mean, that's what the supermodels do, and let me tell you, some of them just look so good.
*violent vomit noise*
Brian: Karen Carpenter overdid it, but I think Jillian's found a good balance.
Stewie: Good Lord, Brian, what was that?
Brian: Oh, that was just Jillian. She's got this eating disorder, she's bulimic.
Stewie: Woah, really?
Brian: Yeah, her hair's falling out, and yesterday she just lost a tooth.
Stewie: Really?
Brian: Yeah, but that purging just makes her look fabulous. I mean, that's what the supermodels do, and let me tell you, some of them just look so good.
*violent vomit noise*
Brian: Karen Carpenter overdid it, but I think Jillian's found a good balance.
the before i die i want to… project was inspired by a combination of factors: (1) the “death” of the polaroid, (2) a psychologist’s tool called safety contracts, and (3) a passion to get people to think about (and act upon) what is really important in their lives through this simple, straight-forward question.
so, what do you want to do before you die?
See the Aurora Borealis.
The Bank of America Plaza is a skyscraper located in Downtown Atlanta. Standing 1,023 ft (311.8 m), it ranks as the 36th tallest building in the world. It is also the tallest building in North America outside of Chicago and New York City, Georgia’s tallest building, and the tallest building in any U.S. state capital. The Bank of America Plaza was the last American skyscraper built to be one of the ten tallest in the world (in the 14 years since its construction all new entries onto the top ten list have been in Asia).
