December 2009
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Songs in (but not from) 2009 I kept on repeat
vela:
1. “I’ll Go Crazy” by James Brown 2. “Shadow of a Doubt (A Complex Kid)” by Tom Petty 3. “Thunderstorms and Neon Signs” by Wayne Hancock 4. “Shine” by Lee “Scratch” Perry 5. “Get Me” by Dinosaur Jr. 6. “Hard Sun” by Eddie Vedder 7. “Soldier” by Erykah Badu 8. “She” by Gram Parsons 9. “Wrecking Ball” by Gillian Welch 11. “She’s Got You” by Patsy Cline 12. “Shotgun Wedding” and...
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“You look like you have money… but you look like you have money because you...”
– B on my chances of getting mugged in the city
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M: I wonder what Urban Meyer said at his press conference.
B: He said, "There are two things I can't beat: Alabama and cancer."
Twilight of the Psychopaths by Dr. Kevin Barret →
Civilization, as we know it, is largely the creation of psychopaths. All civilizations, our own included, have been based on slavery and “warfare.” Incidentally, the latter term is a euphemism for mass murder.
The prevailing recipe for civilization is simple:
1) Use lies and brainwashing to create an army of controlled, systematic mass murderers;
2) Use that army to enslave large numbers of...
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My roommate got me a book discussing the philosophy of morality for Christmas.
We’re hoping the conclusion is: there is none.
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“Chaos erupted as the flying Dutchman grabbed the fiery suspect and frantically...”
– Jasper Schuringa, Dutchman who subdued Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab on Flight 253, recalls moment
Basically Jasper has a “Get Pussy Free” card.
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“We are turning into a nation of whimpering slaves to Fear—fear of war, fear of...”
– Hunter S. Thompson
WatchEvery year my family has a pajama party on Christmas Eve.
It goes a little something like this.
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Clermont hotel shut down, strippers unaffected →
Excerpt:
Chuck Jeffress, 39, a security guard at the lounge, lived at the hotel and said it was easy to find another place to call home. He said he had no problems in his 1-bedroom unit, which cost him $185 a week. He said the plumbing worked and he did not know of any mold problems. Bed bugs were not a problem because he used his own bed and bedding.
“I think it sucks that the health...
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“I just use my muscles as a conversation piece, like someone walking a cheetah...”
– Arnold Schwarzenegger
via bunch
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“Death isn’t sad. The sad thing is: most people don’t live at all.”
– Socrates, The Way of The Peaceful Warrior
via sarahmary
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Things That Make Me LOL #9
People who twitter like their dogs, from their dog’s own account.
whiskey tango foxtrot
Writing Copy for "The Jersey Shore"
Here is the actual summary:
“Pauly and Mike juggle multiple groups of girls. A fight erupts at the bar.”
Here are a few ideas I had, keeping with the two sentence limit:
“Pauly and Mike juggle multiple groups of girls. Life continues as normal.”
“Pauly and Mike juggle multiple groups of girls.You lose brain cells.”
“Pauly and Mike juggle multiple...
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Music - from formspring
psychorockabilly:
Who are some of your favorite rockabilly musicians?
I’m super glad you asked this actually. I was going to do a tumblr post about music, but probably not in the way you’d think.
Now for an embarassing admission: my knowledge of rockabilly music is elementary at best. I know all the rockabilly/psychobilly/freakbeat greats - The Rockats, The Meteors, Tornados, Chuck Berry, Elvis...
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A Case of Stray Urination
This was written as a Response to a post on Jenn’s blog: The Midnight Waterfall
Sadly this is only too typical when dealing with guys. Here is one of my favorite tales of stray urination.
I’m at a good friends apartment for a random party. A keg, jello shots galore, beer pong, etc. etc. It was a rager. Right around the time when people are passing out/heading home, I’m having...
Study Shows Tattooed People are Stronger & Hotter →
* They based “biological quality” on levels of fluctuating asymmetry (FA) — a low FA signals better symmetry, and therefore, higher hotness factor and what they call “good genes.” Tattooed men (64 males recruited from two tattoo studios in Western Poland) had much lower FA than those men in the control group (38 male university students). BUT there was no significant...
Britney Spears & Body Types
So as I tweeted the other day, the new Britney Spears video is off the chain. I mean, she is rocking it. Far be it for me to judge the female form (srsly, I love all y’all), but she’s bordering on being unhealthily underweight. Like she might have a tinge of an eating disorder or enjoy a line or six of coke every now and then. Not that that’s a problem.
Meanwhile dudes...
“God eyed a cute 17 year old lingering by the DJ booth, obviously afraid to buy a...”
– The best thing Carles has ever written.
via Hipster Runoff
The joys of being the goofball
1) You can say things like “adorbs” and get away with it.
2) You have a license to be ridiculous at all times, not just when drunk.
3) People know when you raise your voice to STEER FUCKING CLEAR. You are pissed and since you never get pissed, things can/will escalate very quickly.
4) Guys who don’t know you don’t expect the goofball to lay them out. Instant surprise...
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Some wisdom my mother shared with me while...
Me: Dude, what is up with all these fat guys having hot girlfriends/wives?
Mom: You have to be nice to girls, not like you.
Me: Whatever. I'm just going to gain 400 pounds.
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GPOYW
“Team Edward v. Team Jacob” edition
