January 2010
62 posts
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Women, the best freaking firewall in the world →
One human cell contains 75MB genetic information. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen. This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec This means that the...
Jan 29th
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Either the beard goes, or I do . . .  →
An epic story of beard survival told by a US Army Special Forces officer.
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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#I should probably just marry you
you know… when we’re both ready for that sort of thing.
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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EXCUSE ME BUT WHY THE FUCK
benwahaha: Is there a uniformed Army E fucking 8 sitting in on the Republican rebuttal to the STATE OF THE UNION!?!?! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT. YOU ARE TOLD YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SHOW POLITICAL AFFILIATION WHILE IN UNIFORM IN FUCKING BOOTCAMP!!!!!! HIS ASS NEEDS TO BE KICKED!
Jan 28th
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“Before we start, Sarah, I want to read what I wrote last night in my journal,...”
– Glenn Beck interviewing Sarah Palin Those two kids, I think they’ll make it.
Jan 24th
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Inside the 'Cock
It’s fun to not care. (via sarahmary)
Jan 22nd
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Are any of y'all into girls like I am?
Lesbi-an-est.
Jan 22nd
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More Men Marrying Wealthier Women →
I’ve been preaching this for years. House husbands for the win.
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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corcarpemei: The xx - VCR You just do. via jandro
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 19th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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“Mad weird that chick.”
– Pauly D (via skeetonmischa) I just want to thank you all for quoting Jersey Shore tonight. I’m working so I’m going to have to catch it on the DVR, but with the fine folks of tumblr (Peg comes to mind) I feel like I’ve been right there with y’all on the couch all night,...
Jan 15th
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You've got questions →
I’ve got… time.
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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“I’m not here to complain or ask for pity. Life is hard for everybody, just in...”
– Billy Joe Shaver, Honky Tonk Hero: An Autobiography
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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kaileeisrael: barelysarcasm: little kids re-enact the jersey shore… you’re welcome.
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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The 5 things that startups can learn from Lady... →
(via dashedlines)
Jan 13th
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Maybe I wear too much plaid.
Never-ever-ever. (via kaileeisrael)
Jan 13th
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Running from Camera →
thomaswheatley: brookehatfield:travisekmark:oats: “The rules are simple: I put the self-timer on 2 seconds, push the button and try to get as far from the camera as I can.” Probably one of my favorite photo projects ever.
Jan 10th
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getting over someone : necessary steps
datingstandards: other than deleting him from your phonebook,etc. (reference THIS post for tips with that!) Find a guy friend (in my case, if you’re guy it might be a girl friend, or another guy friend - etc, you get the idea.) who’s willing to really listen and give you some sound advice. Sometimes you just need the validation that you’re not blindsighted by your emotions and that the person...
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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and now it's time for cars sliding down a hill →
Lollers. This is in the Highlands, haha. (via becausegettingthereishalfthefun)
Jan 8th
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Uffie - Pop the Glock So a white girl from Florida who lives in Paris, raps in an English accent and is currently being swagger jacked by Ke$ha? Dream girl alert.
Jan 8th
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SEC! SEC! SEC!
fizzzzy: Roll Tide! SEC! SEC! SEC! I’m not gonna lie, that froshy had me on my toes for one second. Saban got straight DRENCHED!
Jan 8th
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Anonymous asked: Why are you so yummy? Haha. I do believe every post you posted catches my eye and makes me giggle.
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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The night I get off early...
we get snowed in. The news said it’s too icy to drive towards the city. So do I stay at work until unrise (7+ hours) or head up north to my parents place… Hey family! Got any food?
Jan 8th
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Ask a question or gChat it up: kcooper11
Jan 8th
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AHHHHHHH!
ESPN ON ABC! SWEET REDEMPTION. ROLL TIDE!
Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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kaileesaidso asked: Serious question: Betty or Veronica?
Jan 7th
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