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Things About Sex I’ve Learned

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Libido Compatibility Fucking Matters

While there’s a lid for every pot, some pots require a bit more time on the stove than others. Even the happiest and strongest coupling will eventually shift to shit if one party is cool with once every another week (or month) or so and the other needs it at least once a day. Eventually one of them will have to “compromise” a bit more than the other, and, depending on who does the compromising, this always results in either the low-libidoed person feeling used for sex and eventually hating it, or the high-libidoed one feeling unwanted and eventually resenting their mate.

Don’t Trust a Person Who Says They Never Masturbate

If they’re lying they’re too anal and pedestrian to realize that its not a subject worth lying about. If they’re telling the truth, they’re future murderers.

The Idea of a Woman/Man Willingly and Enthusiastically Performing and Enjoying Oral Sex Matters More Than the Actual Act

Dating While Horny Is No Different Than Grocery Shopping While Hungry

In both cases you’ll just end up spending too much for some shit you didn’t even really want.

Pretty Much Everyone Who’s Ever Said They Got Accidentally Pregnant or Contracted an STD Because a Condom Broke Is Fucking Lying

Sometimes “Technical Difficulties” Might Occur

Whether its because of stress, fatigue, alcohol, or the song you can’t get out of your head, sometimes shit, ummm, doesn’t happen.

The More I Learn, The More I Realize I Still Don’t Really Know Shit

Source: Very Smart Brothas

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