A tumblr about:Atlanta, dating, fighting, girls, humor, music, security, testosterone, training. I look like this. You can ask me questions here. I post pictures of tattoos & piercings here and write more about dating here.moreTumblr (3.0; @kylecooper)http://blog.kylecooper.net/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3uwk0Pr41qz7pvio1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So <a href="http://jenniferalaine.tumblr.com/">Jenn</a> found me a bear you guys.</p> <p>But I signed off and missed it. Now this screen shot is my most favorite thing ever.</p>http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/440723357http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/440723357Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:48:00 -0500WAIT THAT IS A BEAROMG A BEARI FOUND YOU A BEARthings that make me lol<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2ywj4RRh1qb6484o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://birchbio.tumblr.com/post/439427459/atlanta-ga">birchbio</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Atlanta, GA!</p> </blockquote>http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/439937272http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/439937272Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:13:40 -0500atlanta“I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.”<br/><br/> - <em>Full Metal Jacket, you will always make me laugh. Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann was so good he could never play anything but that character again. (via <a href="http://motionsensorsoundtrack.tumblr.com/">motionsensorsoundtrack</a>)</em>http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/428931471http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/428931471Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:14:08 -0500menspiration<p>Did you know there are <a href="http://artofmanliness.com/">entire sites</a> devoted to teaching men how to be… men? Are we that much of a bastard society?</p> <p>Being a man is as simple as this:</p> <p>1) Figure out your principles, you know, these are the things you stand for, and then</p> <p>2) Do your damnedest to live up to them everyday.</p> <p>Now, time for a couple footnotes:</p> <p>1) Everybody’s principles are different. One of my top principles happens to be honesty. Turns out, some of my very best friends in the World are lying, dirty scoundrels. Luckily for them “don’t be a judgmental prick” is also on my list.</p> <p>2) Some day’s you’ll fuck up. You’ll walk by that person you should’ve helped or you’ll punch someone who didn’t deserve it.  Don’t dwell on it, take note and do better tomorrow.</p> <p>Turns out the “cliff notes for manhood” are actually the exact same as the “cliff notes for being a decent human being.” Just do your best to live up to your Goddamned ideals people. This human being shit isn’t actually all that complicated.</p>http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/426756975http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/426756975Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:41:20 -0500an actual blogmenspiration<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kypbo9f4d41qz7pvio1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dashedlines.tumblr.com/post/424144551/kylecooper-gpoyw-oh-hey-look-at-this">dashedlines</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/423947432/gpoyw-oh-hey-look-at-this-handsome-bastard">kylecooper</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>GPOYW - Oh hey, look at this handsome bastard. Featuring the handiwork of the lovely <a href="http://dashedlines.tumblr.com/">Jess</a> who’s work you can purchase <a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/YesJess">here</a>. Seriously y’all, chicks compliment me on this hat like 24/7.</p> </blockquote> <p>Hell yes! Love the beard, and…is that a chest tattoo?!?</p> </blockquote> <p>Yes it is! It’s a bull skull in a bed of roses, about 9 hours along now. Thanks for noticing!</p>http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/424983382http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/424983382Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:38:19 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyotye2c6p1qac1bzo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ok, so I already posted this on my <a href="http://horimono.info">tattoo/piercing tumblr</a> (which you should totes follow if you’re into that sort of thing) but this is too God damn cute not to cross blog. This picture needs to become my life.</p> <p>via <a href="http://horimono.info/post/423508445/via-viverrs">horimono</a>:<a href="http://viverrs.tumblr.com/">viverrs</a></p>http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/424033864http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/424033864Wed, 03 Mar 2010 06:54:16 -0500love<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kypbo9f4d41qz7pvio1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW - Oh hey, look at this handsome bastard. Featuring the handiwork of the lovely <a href="http://dashedlines.tumblr.com/">Jess</a> who’s work you can purchase <a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/YesJess">here</a>. Seriously y’all, chicks compliment me on this hat like 24/7.</p>http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/423947432http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/423947432Wed, 03 Mar 2010 05:26:33 -0500narcissism*vomit noise*<br /> Stewie: Good Lord, Brian, what was that?<br /> Brian: Oh, that was just Jillian. She's got this eating disorder, she's bulimic.<br /> Stewie: Woah, really?<br /> Brian: Yeah, her hair's falling out, and yesterday she just lost a tooth.<br /> Stewie: Really?<br /> Brian: Yeah, but that purging just makes her look fabulous. I mean, that's what the supermodels do, and let me tell you, some of them just look so good.<br /> *violent vomit noise*<br /> Brian: Karen Carpenter overdid it, but I think Jillian's found a good balance. http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/423103032http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/423103032Tue, 02 Mar 2010 20:31:46 -0500tvfamily guythings that make me lol<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kymjcyItXR1qz9dz7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://carlovely.tumblr.com/post/420577605/the-before-i-die-i-want-to-project-was-inspired">carlovely</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the <a href="http://beforeidieiwantto.org"><i>before i die i want to…</i></a> project was inspired by a combination of factors: (1) the “death” of the polaroid, (2) a psychologist’s tool called safety contracts, and (3) a passion to get people to think about (and act upon) what is really important in their lives through this simple, straight-forward question.</p> <p>so, what do <b>you</b> want to do before you die?</p> </blockquote> <p>See the Aurora Borealis.</p>http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/420591438http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/420591438Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:27:16 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyetyflj4u1qb3ct9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://belladonnaskiss.tumblr.com/post/412109282/the-bank-of-america-plaza-is-a-skyscraper-located">belladonnaskiss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The <b>Bank of America Plaza</b> is a <a title="Skyscraper">skyscraper</a> located in <a title="Downtown Atlanta">Downtown Atlanta</a>. Standing 1,023 ft (311.8 m), it ranks as the 36th tallest building in the world. It is also the tallest building in <a title="North America">North America</a> outside of <a title="Chicago">Chicago</a> and <a title="New York City">New York City</a>, Georgia’s tallest building, and the tallest building in any U.S. state capital. <span> The Bank of America Plaza was the last American skyscraper built to be one of the ten tallest in the world (in the 14 years since its construction all new entries onto the top ten list have been in Asia).</span></p> </blockquote>http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/416854607http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/416854607Sat, 27 Feb 2010 23:53:56 -0500atlanta<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kydyqqlxNn1qz7pvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lu_Zhishen">Lu Zhishen</a>, The Flower Monk</p> <p><i>click for large</i></p>http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/414704726http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/414704726Fri, 26 Feb 2010 23:52:57 -0500menspiration<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyfmlnH95J1qa3p5mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tattoosandcupcakes.tumblr.com/post/412627862/via-jewmastahh">tattoosandcupcakes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://jewmastahh.tumblr.com/">jewmastahh</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/412635017http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/412635017Thu, 25 Feb 2010 23:51:35 -0500love<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8QkYK9nHBns&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8QkYK9nHBns&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://corcarpemei.tumblr.com/post/411842039/about-today-jj-let-go-a-new-jj-video-yay">corcarpemei</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://about-today.tumblr.com/post/411829690/jj-let-go-a-new-jj-video-yay-im-a-big-fan">about-today</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>jj, Let Go</p> <p>A new jj video! Yay! (I’m a big fan.) The video keeps the mystery surrounding the band and features some really lovely shots in black and white… and red.</p> </blockquote> <p>Found out last night that these guys will be accompanying The xx when they stroll through Birmingham next month.</p> <p>I’m game.</p> </blockquote>http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/411855387http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/411855387Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:12:17 -0500music<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxp8im14W01qzp8dgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://delacroix.tumblr.com/post/384419453">delacroix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>#72/365 (via <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/danifotografiados">dani.f2</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/410716776http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/410716776Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:53:55 -0500love<p>Subarashii chinchin mono<br/> Kintama no kame aru<br/> Sore no oto sarubobo<br/> Iie! Ninja ga imasu</p> <p>Hey hey let’s go kenka suru<br/> Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!<br/> Boku ga warui so let’s fighting…<br/> Let’s fighting love!<br/> Let’s fighting love!</p> <p>Kono uta chotto baka<br/> Wake ga wakaranai<br/> Eigo ga mechakucha<br/> Daijobu! We do it all the time!</p> <p>Hey hey let’s go kenka suru<br/> Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!</p>http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/410598828http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/410598828Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:38:19 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/f1KbfFdUTQ4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/f1KbfFdUTQ4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.dshan.me/post/409990364/omg-these-guys-are-so-perfect-im-gonna-post">dshan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>OMG these guys are so perfect. I’m gonna post their song on <a href="http://twonine.dshan.me">[two nine]</a> later this week.</p> </blockquote>http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/409994435http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/409994435Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:32:59 -0500music<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kychneoSM31qz7pvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>[<a href="http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=531">via</a>]</p>http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/409908086http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/409908086Wed, 24 Feb 2010 18:45:00 -0500things that make me lol<p><a href="http://datingstandards.tumblr.com/post/408672579/dude-standard-1-you-must-be-willing-to-give-me-a">datingstandards</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hil1.jpg" width="450" height="308"/></p> <p><img src="http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hil2.jpg" width="450" height="319"/></p> <p><img src="http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hil3.jpg" width="450" height="302"/></p> <p><img src="http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hil4.jpg" width="450" height="297"/></p> <p>I was always more of a Ren Stevens guy myself, but damn Lizzie McGuire is getting gangster in her old age. She’s like, what? 20? Anyway, the point is, when I drop <a href="http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/Hilary+Duff+engagement+ring+cost+Mike+Comrie+cool+million/2603809/story.html">a milli on a rock</a>, get on my cock. Can I make cock jokes here?</p> <p>If you haven’t noticed, I’m new here. My name’s <a href="http://kylecooper.net">Kyle</a>. I sometimes post about <a href="http://blog.kylecooper.net/tagged/sex%20and%20relationships">sex, dating, and relationships</a> over on my tumblr and for some reason I was offered the male perspective spot here on Dating Standards. I’ll be jumping in sporadically with advice, how-to’s and general fuckery.</p> <p>Hey girls, did you know this is the 100th post? Dick jokes for the Centennial! Aren’t you glad you invited me to the party?</p> <p><3 y’all,</p> <p>Kyle</p> <p><a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/hillary-duff-teaches-all-girls-how-to-handle-getting-engaged/">photo credit</a><br/><a href="http://twitter.com/jamievaron/status/9555210197">link credit</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Oh hey you guys, I’m now posting all my dating & relationship shit-talk over at Dating Standards. Follow along!</p>http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/409862533http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/409862533Wed, 24 Feb 2010 18:19:47 -0500sex and relationships<p>You know what’s hilarious? I’ve actually been meaning to start up a dating themed blog for a while. I even registered a domain and setup a fancy Wordpress blog and everything. Then I proceeded to make 0 posts.</p> <p>This is a great idea, although, as far as dating goes, I’m pretty superficial. My standards? Are you cute? Do you have a vagina? Will you sleep with me?</p> <p>And even then, two out of three will work.</p> <p>ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT THIS KIND OF FILTH ON YOUR BLOG? Then count me in.</p>http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/408260540http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/408260540Tue, 23 Feb 2010 22:21:00 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyazyi6Zjl1qa87doo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thecoloremily.tumblr.com/post/407888492/offensive-iamtheartbitch-lifeslittle">thecoloremily</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://offensive.tumblr.com/post/407844762/iamtheartbitch-lifeslittle-technophant">offensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://iamtheartbitch.tumblr.com/post/407798498/lifeslittle-technophant">iamtheartbitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lifeslittle.tumblr.com/post/407797578/technophant">lifeslittle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>technophant</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/407891765http://blog.kylecooper.net/post/407891765Tue, 23 Feb 2010 19:20:09 -0500