Mar 11, 2010

posted 1:48 am | 3 notes | Comments | Tagged as: WAIT THAT IS A BEAR. OMG A BEAR. I FOUND YOU A BEAR. things that make me lol.
So Jenn found me a bear you guys. But I signed off and missed it. Now this screen shot is my most favorite thing ever.

So Jenn found me a bear you guys.

But I signed off and missed it. Now this screen shot is my most favorite thing ever.



Mar 2, 2010

posted 8:31 pm | 0 notes | Comments | Tagged as: tv. family guy. things that make me lol.
*vomit noise*

Stewie: Good Lord, Brian, what was that?

Brian: Oh, that was just Jillian. She's got this eating disorder, she's bulimic.

Stewie: Woah, really?

Brian: Yeah, her hair's falling out, and yesterday she just lost a tooth.

Stewie: Really?

Brian: Yeah, but that purging just makes her look fabulous. I mean, that's what the supermodels do, and let me tell you, some of them just look so good.

*violent vomit noise*

Brian: Karen Carpenter overdid it, but I think Jillian's found a good balance.



Feb 24, 2010

posted 6:45 pm | 3 notes | Comments | Tagged as: things that make me lol.
[via]

[via]



Feb 23, 2010

posted 1:13 am | 1 note | Comments | Tagged as: fighting. things that make me lol.

I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful…

via fightlinker, obviously



Dec 19, 2009

posted 6:43 pm | 1 note | Comments | Tagged as: things that make me lol.

Things That Make Me LOL #9

People who twitter like their dogs, from their dog’s own account.

whiskey tango foxtrot



Oct 26, 2009

posted 9:00 pm | 1 note | Comments | Tagged as: things that make me lol. roommates.

Tijuana 2.0

Me: Calalia? What is that?

B: It's a multi-media horse show. It looks pretty cool.

Me: What the fuck is 'a multi-media horse show?'

M: A fancy donkey show.



Aug 26, 2009

posted 6:46 pm | 3 notes | Comments | Tagged as: things that make me lol.
Sometimes I’m an ass on facebok.

Sometimes I’m an ass on facebok.



Aug 24, 2009

posted 9:40 pm | 1 note | Comments | Tagged as: shark. things that make me lol.
I’m a shark. What are you?

I’m a shark.

What are you?



Aug 23, 2009

posted 8:33 pm | 10 notes | Comments | Tagged as: things that make me lol. video.

Lazy Town Remix feat. Lil Jon

I have no idea what show the original footage is from, but Lil Jon, oh man. I lost it.



Aug 23, 2009

posted 3:57 pm | 52 notes | Comments | Tagged as: things that make me lol.
tomoatmeal: MY EFFECTIVE PERSONALS AD! (USE IT IF YOU WANT BECAUSE IT WORKS) Hi there! Boy it sure is sunny out today! I guess that’s why they call it Sun-day! LOL (laugh out loud). Anyhoo, I’m just a hip, cool dude looking for a fun girl to go on a date with! I’m basically like an alpha male because I wear expensive suits and I plan everything. I even plan on planning things like “work drinks” which just means I’m going to get really drunk and harass my female coworkers because I’m so strapping and loud. I have a telephone with no cord and I scream into it all the time! I watch the people on the television light box and marvel at how it is like a stage show but the actors are tiny people. I like to scream at them to do things and then I like to open the lid of the light box and try to see if they are in there because they are probably hungry and I want to feed them. I’m mad at the television box people though because I cooked hot dogs and put them in there for them to eat and they didn’t eat it and my roommate said they stopped acting and it’s his tv and why did I break it? I’m also very in shape and athletic and I like to watch the sporting game matches! The one with the guys that run around with the sticks and hit the pellet into the basket goal is my favorite! I also like when they put the disc into the field zone and get points and then one of the groups of baseball guys end up winning the fighting. I have a terrific sense of humor and I can tell jokes like the one with the white guy and the spaniard and the black guy and they find that lamp by a cliff and get wishes and I can’t remember, but it’s so funny because one of them ends up wishing for something that isn’t a favorable thing to wish for. And then I think one of them falls off the cliff too - which is hilarious. I also like jokes with that guy who knocks on people’s doors and asks them to guess who is there and they do and he says his name is “banana,” but really it’s “orange.” I’m also a great listener and I’m incredibly classy so hit me up and we can go somewhere for coffee and I will tell you about my athletic accomplishments in high school and how much I hate everyone I went to high school with even though I’m 27 now. Okay, I have to run because time is money! I really want to put this on a dating site with my legit picture and see what happens…

tomoatmeal:

MY EFFECTIVE PERSONALS AD! (USE IT IF YOU WANT BECAUSE IT WORKS)

Hi there! Boy it sure is sunny out today! I guess that’s why they call it Sun-day! LOL (laugh out loud). Anyhoo, I’m just a hip, cool dude looking for a fun girl to go on a date with! I’m basically like an alpha male because I wear expensive suits and I plan everything. I even plan on planning things like “work drinks” which just means I’m going to get really drunk and harass my female coworkers because I’m so strapping and loud. I have a telephone with no cord and I scream into it all the time!

I watch the people on the television light box and marvel at how it is like a stage show but the actors are tiny people. I like to scream at them to do things and then I like to open the lid of the light box and try to see if they are in there because they are probably hungry and I want to feed them. I’m mad at the television box people though because I cooked hot dogs and put them in there for them to eat and they didn’t eat it and my roommate said they stopped acting and it’s his tv and why did I break it?

I’m also very in shape and athletic and I like to watch the sporting game matches! The one with the guys that run around with the sticks and hit the pellet into the basket goal is my favorite! I also like when they put the disc into the field zone and get points and then one of the groups of baseball guys end up winning the fighting.

I have a terrific sense of humor and I can tell jokes like the one with the white guy and the spaniard and the black guy and they find that lamp by a cliff and get wishes and I can’t remember, but it’s so funny because one of them ends up wishing for something that isn’t a favorable thing to wish for. And then I think one of them falls off the cliff too - which is hilarious. I also like jokes with that guy who knocks on people’s doors and asks them to guess who is there and they do and he says his name is “banana,” but really it’s “orange.”

I’m also a great listener and I’m incredibly classy so hit me up and we can go somewhere for coffee and I will tell you about my athletic accomplishments in high school and how much I hate everyone I went to high school with even though I’m 27 now.

Okay, I have to run because time is money!

I really want to put this on a dating site with my legit picture and see what happens…